What would happen to you if you were to perform abysmally at work? What if the effects of your lack of oversight, ill judgement or poor management had cost your company dearly? Let’s say your company recorded a loss in the last financial year of £24.1 billion, the biggest loss in UK corporate history, you’d expect to lose your job, right?
Now, that’s a colossal amount of money to lose. Your company should have gone under. But no, because it’s total & catastrophic failure might have had huge repercussions for the entire British banking industry, your company has not been allowed to completely disappear off the face of the earth. Instead, the British taxpaying public has been forced to throw the money for their roads, street cleaning, schools, hospitals etc into propping up your company.
Last year Sir Fred Goodwin of RBS took home £4m. Then when the bank near collapsed he resigned. The British taxpayer bailed out his godforsaken bank to the tune of billions of pounds, billions of hard-earned pounds, a contribution from every one of the 60 million plus people in Great Britain, some of whom after paying their taxes struggled to make ends meet and now some of those people are out of work.
But Sir Fred Goodwin is out of work now too, and he believes he is entitled, at the age of 50, to his £16million pension pot which will earn him £693,000 a year for life. He will earn more in one year than I could earn in all the remaining years of my working life.
And why is he called SIR Fred Goodwin? Because of his “services to banking” he was knighted in 2004.
For his disservices to banking he should have that title stripped away. For losing billions and costing the taxpayer he should have his assets frozen. For being a greedy bastard he should have his pension stopped. There’s a real mob out there who would rather go ’round his house and drag him out for a kangaroo court – I’d redistribute his wealth to the country seeing as that’s where it was stolen from in the first place.
So the price of failure is retaining your knighthood, hanging on to your spoils of war, your Ferraris and your golf, and stealing over half a million every year for the rest of your life.
I wish I was a failure.
20090317: There’s a petition to revoke Fred Goodwin’s knighthood.